Day One of Forever After
Today went relatively smoothly for the first day. I’m figuring out her signals – although they are complicated. Hungry = cry, tired = cry, and diaper change needed = cry. Like I said, it was tough to decipher the cues she was sending me.
Today, we worked on the skills needed to implement The Plan. Have I mentioned The Plan yet? It goes like this: Looking objectively at the facts, I have the cutest, smartest baby on the planet. Agreed? Okay, so The Plan involves the cutest, smartest baby on the planet being smart and cute enough to fully support her mother by age 3. So I can lay in bed reading In Style (I think I’ve proven time and time again that I need it!) and eating bon bons. So I’ve gotta get this kid some skills she can use on her way to stardom. So I figured we’d work on the basics – the three main things she’d need when wooing agents.
1. Excellent dining etiquette.
1. Superb drinking skills
2. Scintillating conversation
think she did quite well for her first day. She should be entertaining
Yesterday, my living room looked like this:
Today, like this:
Not much else to report. We had another good bath session that ended with the ducky towel.
Here is her apparent schedule (based on n=1):
6-7am start waking up
7am first bottle
10 am second bottle
1:00 pm Lunch of baby food and little bottle
2:00-4:00 pm Nap
4:00 pm fourth bottle
6:30 pm bath
7:00 pm bottle
8:00 pm sleep
10:00 pm last bottle and diaper change of night
Night night everyone!