Day One of Forever After |
Today
went relatively smoothly for the first day. I’m figuring out her signals
– although they are complicated.
Hungry = cry, tired = cry, and diaper change needed = cry. Like I said, it was tough to decipher
the cues she was sending me.
Today,
we worked on the skills needed to implement The Plan. Have I mentioned The Plan yet? It goes like this: Looking objectively at the facts, I have
the cutest, smartest baby on the planet.
Agreed? Okay, so The Plan
involves the cutest, smartest baby on the planet being smart and cute enough to
fully support her mother by age 3.
So I can lay in bed reading In Style (I think I’ve proven time and
time again that I need it!) and eating bon bons. So I’ve gotta get this kid some
skills she can use on her way to stardom.
So I figured we’d work on the basics – the three main things
she’d need when wooing agents.
1.
Excellent
dining etiquette.
1.
Superb
drinking skills
Day 23_files\Drinking Skills.MOV
2.
Scintillating
conversation
Day
23_files\Scintillating Conversation.MOV
I
think she did quite well for her first day. She should be entertaining
Yesterday,
my living room looked like this:
Today,
like this:
Not
much else to report. We had another good bath session that ended with the ducky
towel.
Is this not
the cutest bath picture ever?
Here
is her apparent schedule (based on n=1):
6-7am
start waking up
7am
first bottle
10
am second bottle
10:30-11:30
Nap
1:00
pm Lunch of baby food and little bottle
2:00-4:00
pm Nap
4:00
pm fourth bottle
6:30
pm bath
7:00
pm bottle
8:00
pm sleep
10:00
pm last bottle and diaper change of night
Night
night everyone!
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