I’ve explained this to Annabelle and she’s definitely on board. So to that end, since we’ve been whiling away our time in Kokshetau, Annabelle has been working the room, so to speak. She’s been putting out a lot of feelers to the Hollywood crowd since (being the brilliant child she is) she already realized that in the American way, being trashy and stupid, will get you richer a lot faster than hard work.
So Welcome to the Hollywood Edition journal entry.
Now I had the idea that just Annabelle would go out earning the money, since she’s so cute. My main thought was for her to be a spokesmodel, like Sandie, from LA Story. (here is a sample of her work from her portfolio – we have to work on her reading soon since she clearly doesn’t know which way is up on this particular product)
But Annabelle, showing her shrewd business sense, realized that as a mother-daughter team, we could go after the greats who have come before us: The Hiltons and the Gastineaus. So she pitched MTV on the idea of the Mericle Girls: A Journey from adoption to competition.
course, one of the things we’ve had to talk about is plastic Surgery. I
mean, come on, no one is natural in
As will the double chin
Then there is her politely-called “Buddha belly”.
that chubby baby stuff may fly in the rest of the world, but in
Annabelle is also looking into the rap mogul world. She seems to think she’ll fit in well and to give her credit, she points out that being chubby won’t hurt her in the rap world. Here she is trying out that look. (she also points out that it doesn’t matter if she can’t talk or sing since no one can understand rap anyway). All excellent points.
Well, we just wanted to let you know how The Plan is progressing. If we don’t see you soon, don’t bother calling because we’ll just be too damn famous to remember the little people. Oh, gotta go, I see Kathy Hilton is calling me.